Wednesday, October 6, 2010

one freeking math paper

Hey:D you know, next to X, there's another person that irritates the HELL outta me and that's my biological brother, yes, my parents' other offspring, the one who is a complete. different. person. from. me. *Shoves head in pillow and screams*
so here's what happened.

A few millennia ago...
Me: Can you do a maths paper?
Bro: Harh...........................................
Me: Yeah go do it.
(Bro does it and doesn't finish it)

NEXT DAY.....

Bro: Can I play?
Me: Not until you finish that math paper.
Bro: But I lost it
Me: Then start a new one.
Bro: Harh..........

NEXT DAY

Bro: Eh you buy my potato chips already?
Me: Yeah, but you're not eating it till you FINISH THAT FREAKING MATHS PAPER
Bro: But I.... Lost it.
Me: SO START A FREAKING ONE AGAIN
(Bro starts crying and stuff)

you know what? I am trying to help him here and I am resisting the urge to fling the stoopid chips in his FACE and say "DUDE! I GIVE UP ON YOU!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS PLAY! I HOPE YOU FALL INTO A MANHOLE. OOPS BUT FOR YOU IT HAS TO BE AN IDIOT HOLE." and taking the blanket to wrap him tight and taking some rope to tie him to the ceiling, maybe some flowers to make him look stupid and then I'd burn some firewood below him and sit close to him and EAT HIS CHIPS. then i'd take a picture and post it to every known website. yes, even those in bangladesh.

there. all better. it's a psychological tool you see. :D
Back to his math paper.


1 comment:

  1. actually between me screaming and him crying, he went to take a new one then he did it for a few seconds and started playing around and drawing on the table and doing sheet so i was so pissed off. and i called mom and he cried. there.

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